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| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 423 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.
Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.
And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 159 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 277 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.
Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2428 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9160 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.
But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.
Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4133 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1229 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.
But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.
Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.
Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 187 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6080 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
