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| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?
If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 307 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.
Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.
So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!
So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3588 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5505 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
You can get access to the server in a group on VK.
Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.
The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥
There is also a plot on the server.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1047 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?
So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 154 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.
So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
