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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8135 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 127 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉