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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1512 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉