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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1827 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8496 | Enchantments Applied: | 298 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…