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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7536 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7335 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 465020 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!
We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!