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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2764 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8306 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.