Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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