Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Secret Passages Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Towns Built:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	97
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	New Chunks Explored:	80874
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7118
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	3121	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ores Mined:	5893	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Emeralds Found:	1255	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.