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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9595 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!