Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8525
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LoveStruck SMP

bittersweet, emotional, ex-partner, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost love, love life, Lovestruck, Memories, Nostalgia, past relationships, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, teenage romance, unforgettable, wistful, young love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Items Found:	4736	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

beirut blast, beirut explosion, Beirut suburb, BeirutBoom, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, global impact, international news, Israeli airstrike, Lebanese crisis, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, Minecraft, rare airstrike, Server, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	715	New Chunks Explored:	281615

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	235	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, Yrs

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Carl Lam MTR Server

Carl Lam, Discord, Earth, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, MTR, Omar Cube, Server

This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Towns Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mines Excavated:	1696
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	828	Villages Defended:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ores Mined:	3510	Mines Excavated:	1752
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisTallProbsMC

Updated September 21, 2024

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

WifeOverDaughterCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

LoveStruck SMP

Updated September 21, 2024

BlockyConspiracy

Updated September 21, 2024

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Updated September 21, 2024

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

Updated September 21, 2024

EnderLife

Updated September 21, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 21, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 21, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 21, 2024

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Updated September 21, 2024