SisTallProbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Love Letters Sent:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

Adventure, apply, Armors, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, Exploration, Fabric, Farmer, Fresh, GEMSTONES, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, launcher, Lord, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, modrinth, Permission, required, Roleplay, RPG, Settlements, weapons, Whitelist

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	288122
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8841	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SeaCreepCraft

aquatic anomalies, chilling experiences, creepy encounters, deep sea exploration, eerie sightings, ghost ships, haunted waters, marine life, maritime folklore, maritime legends, maritime superstitions, maritime work, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic mysteries, sea creatures, sea monsters, SeaCreepCraft, spooky encounters, underwater sightings, water phantoms

Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9320	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Solar Fields Fun Craft

Astronomy, coronal magnetic fields, Craft, Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope, Fields, Fun, magnetic fields, Maps, research, scientists, Solar, solar activity, solar dynamics, solar eruptions, solar exploration, solar flares, solar phenomena, solar research, solar science, Space, Sun, sunspots, Technology, Understanding

OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Armor Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rafiickz Community

Creative mode, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	164

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Xport

Difficult, Economic, Economy, Experience, Minecraft, New Xport, Server, Survival, Survival Games

Hello! Are you looking for a server where survival is And difficult or economic? well, come to this server! I invite you to this server and to try your experience on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Community, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farm, Fire, Fish, flames, FrontierSMP, gameplay, hot, Join, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Towny, vanilla minecraft

Server Information
Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Is teleporting allowed on the server?

Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

Are there bosses in the game?

Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

Can players build on spawn?

Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Are there plans for new features and updates?

Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.