SisSlob Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s yeast infection photos? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your family dynamics.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more shocking than receiving unsolicited NSFW pics from your own flesh and blood. We promise you won’t be bored, because we’ve got drama that even reality TV can’t compete with.

If you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your gaming life, come join us. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation that’s as awkward as explaining to your sister why sending those photos was a bad idea.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where boundaries are just a suggestion and anything goes? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Potions Brewed:	187	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TimeTravlinTom Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience time travel in a whole new way? Then come join our wacky SMP where you can witness your most epic Minecraft moments over and over again!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, your heart racing as you try to outsmart your opponents. Just when you think all hope is lost, you activate your time travel powers and go back to that moment, ready to kick some butt all over again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Time Crystal, rumored to grant players the ability to turn back time whenever they want. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time traveler in Minecraft history?

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old reality when you can relive your favorite moments in blocky, pixelated glory? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyClicksMC

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Have you ever stumbled upon a website that is so useful, it’s like finding a diamond block in Minecraft? Well, our Minecraft server is like the ultimate website of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs into battle like a true warrior! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting newbies with exploding chickens and disappearing blocks. So why waste your time on boring websites when you can join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EcoPoliceCraft: Stop Brazil Fires!

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so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.

plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TV Sewage Breaks Server

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Quantum Quark Quest

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so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	6539	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Supremecraft 2024

2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla

Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.

We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

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A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Secret Passages Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6631
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.