SisSlob Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s yeast infection photos? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your family dynamics.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more shocking than receiving unsolicited NSFW pics from your own flesh and blood. We promise you won’t be bored, because we’ve got drama that even reality TV can’t compete with.

If you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your gaming life, come join us. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation that’s as awkward as explaining to your sister why sending those photos was a bad idea.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where boundaries are just a suggestion and anything goes? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Potions Brewed:	43

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	526
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	91
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ores Mined:	3938

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.