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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8128 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
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