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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4547 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).
Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).
So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).
Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!