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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4099 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5508 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
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