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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3027 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
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