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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5082 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 693 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
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