Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7506 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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