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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3024 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!
Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.
We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!
