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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1765 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!