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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3241 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 191 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 273 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!