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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2312 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!