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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2875 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!