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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4365 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 7056 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!