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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6178 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!