Simpy Men Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RulebreakerCraft

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to follow the unwritten rule of always wearing a pumpkin on your head while mining diamonds! Legend has it that the diamond ores are actually scared of pumpkins and will jump right into your inventory to avoid them. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who only appears when players successfully build a house made entirely of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face his explosive wrath? Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	7473	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Block-Opioid Side Effects

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

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Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	5682
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2769	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7397	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79
Magic Items Found:	3126	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Skillz4Blocks

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Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	208

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9696
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	4774
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Animals Bred:	91	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mines Excavated:	4609

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5