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Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

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Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

Server Type	Semi vanilla
Focus	Performance, community, redstone farms
Events	In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.alliummc.org
Instagram	Instagram

FAQ

Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any claims on the server?

A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BedrockBrosSleepover

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Booty Quest

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Black Market, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital nomads, Espionage, Fake, fake American IDs, fraud, HACKING, identity theft, IDs, internet security, IT, Jobs, KimJongCraft, Land, North Korea, North Koreans, online work, remote jobs, remote work, Technology

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	6398
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mines Excavated:	3491	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Half Info Confidence Craft

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So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1325
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, shops, and more

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

2. What is the server Discord link?

You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	2049
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Crops Grown:	8374	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KidzCraftHideout

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Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7247	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2557
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

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join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Laser Tree Canopy Fun

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lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mines Excavated:	2119

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	866391
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	145
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13