SimplySmelted | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	57
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	271	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3332
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!

Crafty Kids Multiverse

Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autistic children, bilingualism, cognitive benefits, cognitive development., cognitive functions, communication skills, Crafty, inhibition skills, Kids, language acquisition, language development, language processing, language therapy, multilingualism, Multiverse, neurodiversity, perspective taking skills, shifting skills, special education, speech therapy, survey results

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where multilingualism is the key to unlocking your true potential! we did a survey and found out that speaking multiple languages makes you a minecraft master! autistic children are like super geniuses on our server because they can shift and take perspectives like nobody’s business. so if you want to level up your brain and become a language-speaking, perspective-shifting, minecraft-building machine, then join us now! who needs school when you have our server?!

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Business GUI, Community, Custom Plugins, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, Server, Shops, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	2549	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.3)

Brief Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. We also feature custom plugins that give you tools to run any kind of business you can imagine, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies and even lotteries. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

Key Features:

Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Custom plugins with a robust business GUI
Friendly community
Active development

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect.
No griefing.
No exploiting bugs.
No hacks or cheats.
No advertising or spamming.
One account per player.
Have fun!

Links:

FAQ

1. Can I start my own business on the server?

Yes, you can start any type of business you like with the custom plugins available. Hire employees, manage finances, and watch your business grow!

2. Are there specific rules for running a business?

Yes, please refer to the in-game business GUI and server rules for guidelines on running a business within the community.

3. Can I team up with other players to create a larger business?

Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on BetterBusinesses. Work together with other players to create thriving businesses.

Epic Quest Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, AGDQ 2025, AGDQ event., Alan Bake 2, Awesome Games Done Quick 2025, charity event, Epic, fundraising, Games Done Quick schedule, gaming charity., Gaming Community, gaming event, gaming for a cause, gaming marathon, gaming schedule, gaming speedrun, legend of zelda wind waker, Live Stream, Quest, Realms, Speedrunning, Tomb Raider 2013, Twitch Stream, video games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Animals Bred:	97	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ adventure straight outta Legend of Zelda Wind Waker! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and finding epic treasures, all in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got Tomb Raider 2013 vibes goin’ on, with intense survival challenges, dangerous tombs to explore, and a badass female protagonist kickin’ butt.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, we’re throwin’ in some Alan Bake 2 action! Get ready for mind-bending puzzles, creepy atmospheres, and a storyline that’ll make you question everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate mashup of gaming worlds, only on this insane Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoCollegeNoProblem Minecraft Server

career choice, cars, college, Dirt bikes, following dreams, job fulfillment, job prospects, job satisfaction, job satisfaction vs salary, job security, living the life, Mechanic, Minecraft, mountain bikes, NoCollegeNoProblem, parents expectations, passion for fixing, Pursuing passion, Server, trade jobs, trade school, trade school vs college, Welding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being told you need a fancy degree to live a fancy life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in fixing stuff! Whether it’s repairing mountain bikes, dirt bikes, or cars, we’ve got a place for you.

Forget college, forget those boring office jobs. On our server, you can weld to your heart’s content and become the ultimate mechanic. Who needs a degree when you can have a job you love?

Join us and prove to your mom that you can live a life of excitement and adventure, all while fixing things and having a blast. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest mechanic in the Minecraft world! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you don’t need a degree to be a boss!

GiftGriefCraft

Communication, expressing preferences, gift appreciation, gift disappointment, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving communication, gift giving expectations, gift giving feedback, gift giving norms, gift giving traditions, gift returns, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, Practicality, relationships, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of practical gifts!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about receiving a thermos that doesn’t fit your adult-sized soup portions ever again. Our community values honesty and communication, so you can rest assured that if someone gives you a gift that just doesn’t work for you, you can kindly suggest returning it for a more suitable experience together.

Don’t be like the poor soul who received the impractical thermos – join our server and receive only the most epic and fitting gifts from your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual thermos to carry your Minecraft soup in style! So come on in and let’s have a laugh while we build, mine, and gift each other the most outrageous items.

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, sage advice, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wise counsel, words of wisdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! Like, the best advice I ever got was from this server, they were like “build a house before dark or you’ll get wrecked by creepers” and I was like “whoa, mind blown!” So yeah, if you wanna survive in this crazy world, you gotta join us and learn all the pro tips like that. Plus, we have this insane story about a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So come join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCellBlock69

incarceration, inmate experiences, life after prison, MineCellBlock69, prison contraband, prison culture, prison education, Prison food, prison friendships, prison guard interactions, prison hierarchy, prison jobs, prison life, prison mental health, prison misconceptions, prison routine, prison rules, prison survival, prison system, prison violence, Rehabilitation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, political tensions, russia, Server, territorial conflict, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

OssetiaCraft: Drone Strike LOL

Chief of Staff, Claims, drone, Killed, lol, military intelligence, Ossetia battalion, OssetiaCraft, Russian Storm, strike, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Russian Storm Ossetia battalion chiefs getting rekt by Ukrainian drones! It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosions! Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next target of a drone attack! It’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane battles! #minecraft #crazyserver #dronewars

PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

3D size analysis, Accuracy, Brain, brain health, brain tumor, Cancer, diagnostic imaging, imaging criteria, Medical research, Melanoma, Methods, modified imaging approach, mRECIST, oncology, Patients, PixelTumorQuest, Radiology, Survival, survival prediction, treatment evaluation, tumor assessment, tumor response, volumetric measurements

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3052	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the epicness you could ever dream of! Imagine a world where brain tumors are actually just rare diamonds waiting to be mined! And guess what? Our imaging criteria is so lit, it can predict how long you’ll survive in the game!

We use this modified imaging approach called mRECIST, which is like the secret sauce to finding all the hidden treasures in our server. And don’t even get me started on our volumetric measurements – it’s like having x-ray vision to see through all the blocks and find the ultimate loot!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of surprises, come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the pixelated universe!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	94
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1