SimpLifeHacksMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	891	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Votes:	6730	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2062	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crops Grown:	5985	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Animals Bred:	163	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Emeralds Found:	8620
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	90
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4