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ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8494
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	995

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	4263	Emeralds Found:	7974
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9313	Star Shards Collected:	216
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Votes:	4980
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Players:	100/500	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2