SimplexCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRoomHoarding

cleaning, condiments, contributing, CraftyRoomHoarding, DISHES, financial tight spot, groceries, hand soap, household items, kitchen, Mops, overflowing trash can, paper towels, phone bill, Rent, roommate situation, Streamer, Sweeps, TOILET, toilet paper, trash bags, Tub, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sharing communal resources! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers while also fighting for your right to toilet paper and trash bags!

Imagine a world where your roommate can’t mooch off of your supplies because you’ve hidden them in your virtual room. Build your own virtual fortress and never worry about running out of essentials again!

You’ll encounter challenges like never before, such as navigating through a maze of dirty dishes and overflowing trash cans. But fear not, for you are not alone in this battle against the lazy roommate who only knows how to stream and get high.

Join us on this epic adventure and show the world that you are not the asshole for wanting to keep your hard-earned supplies to yourself. Let’s clean up this virtual world, one block at a time!

WordNerdMC SMP – Love words & Minecraft!

Beautiful, Communication, Descriptive, emotion, Expression, favorite words, Impactful, inspiring, Intriguing, Language, linguistics, love, Meaning, memorable, Minecraft, Personal, Poetic, Powerful, smp, Thought-provoking, Unique, vocabulary, why, WordNerdMC, Words

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, no joke! And the best part is, the owner is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to everyone who joins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens. It’s like a dream come true, seriously, you won’t regret joining this server, trust me bros.

CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, bad tips, CraftyFoolsMC, damaging advice, harmful advice, harmful suggestions, harmful tips, incorrect advice, incorrect tips, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, wrong advice

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, anal sex, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, Intimacy, long-term relationships, mystic, open communication, PIXEL, Pleasure, Realms, relationships, satisfaction, sexual activities, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual frequency, sexual health, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo topics, Trust

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ores Mined:	4176	Emeralds Found:	5809
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	94	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual world where you can do all the anal you want with your gf, but like, in a totally PG way, ya know?

Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!

Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!

So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Name Change Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, alternate education, CHANGE, changing my name, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Individuality, Minecraft, name change, parental approval, peer acceptance, personal choice, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, standing your ground, support system, teenage struggles

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	65

Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	238	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	61
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7163	Dragon Eggs Found:	9327
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Enchantments Applied:	104	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	2889
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Votes:	4663
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2