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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8496 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1818 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.
If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
