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CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Star Shards Collected:	162	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Votes:	7173
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3290	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	7626

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	612	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7838	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	131	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Farms Harvested:	219
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	3945
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server

adoption, Boundaries, Choice, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, infertility, Kids, Minecraft, NoKidsNoProbs, perspective, reproductive health, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5893
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10

So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.

But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

Borrowing, bridal shower, Edition, family conflict, family drama, grudge, holding a grudge, hurt feelings, refusing, rocky relationship, selfish, sentimental value, sister, sister rivalry, taking care of belongings, unsolicited opinions, vintage, vintage dress, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressWars

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	296	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2