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Putin’sWarCraftEU

aggression, Blame, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, political turmoil, putin, PutinsWarCraftEU, reeling, russia, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ores Mined:	7602	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

attractiveness bias, beauty standards, cognitive abilities, cultural influences, Daughters, Decision making, family dynamics, Gender Roles, HotPixel, intelligence, intelligence bias, long-term relationships, mate choices, parents, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Preferences, romantic relationships, SmartBlock, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	5635
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5 snapshots, Chicken variants, Community, Cosmetics, Cow variants, Desert Biome, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, Falling leaves, game drops, Homes, Leaf litter, minecart improvements, Minecraft, minecraft live, Pandamiums, Pig variants, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Spring Drop 2025, Tpa, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, wildflowers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Towns Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experimental features
Current Version	25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pandamium’s snapshot server?	Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.
What features are enabled on the snapshot server?	Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.
What is the current version of the snapshot server?	The current version is 25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots).
How many players are usually online on the server?	The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Are there any special server features?	Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

Indie Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, biggest indies, Empire, indie, indie vtubers, vtuber archives, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber live streams, vtuber logo, VTuber oshi, VTuber popularity, vtuber shilling, vtuber tags, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, vtuber viewers, VTuber viewership, vtuber vod channels, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5522
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, broskis, check out this cray-cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally made with love and stuff. It’s like finding the biggest indie vtubers, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join if you’re all about those 1000+ viewer vtubers, none of that weak 999 CCV oshi nonsense allowed here. We got live /BIG/s for days, a sick wordcloud creator, and even a ferret software stream because why the heck not? Come join the madness and let’s build some virtual shenanigans together. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be like, totally missing out on life, man.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3514
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	6954
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4635
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	886
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4390
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Votes:	4352	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	1853
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
New Chunks Explored:	72979	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8