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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7774
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CoreCraft

Survival

We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2587
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Emeralds Found:	3369
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1327	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	187

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!