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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchantments Applied:	122
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	517
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gaming server

Survival

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ashvale RPG

★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

space hub smp

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

hi we are a smol server community and we wanted to give u best smp time to play 🙂 invite your friends we hav economy COME ON JOIN FAST

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OnlineMinecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Towny

OnlineMinecraft (OMC) is a tight-knit community of dedicated players, mature staff, and seasoned Minecraft veterans which has been around since October 2011. We pride ourselves on maintaining an exceptional experience for all our players. We strive to have fairness, stability, constancy, and a resoluteness in our mission to provide a first-rate experience and improving our position within the global Minecraft community.

Our server recently went through a major staff and layout refresh in which we brought back Towny, Bukkit, and other Classic OMC plugins. With these we hope to rekindle the great OMC experience for old members and have a new exiting one for those just joining OMC for the first time.

About the Server: 24/7 • 90 Player Slots • No Whitelist • Towny• Bukkit • Quests • MCMMO • Custom Classes • Roleplay • Essentials • Hungergames • Donators • Voting Ranks • MultiWorld • Lockette • Economy • Ventrillo •No Whitelist •Much, Much More!

Visit our Website @ Onlineminecraft.com. Follow us on Twitter @Online_Minecrft Follow us on Facebook @ theonlineminecraft Hope to see you soon in the OMC!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hell Beyond Earth

Anarchy

Join Hell Beyond Earth Today!!!

Hell Beyond Earth is an anarchy Minecraft server ran by Trust MC on Java 1.18.1 with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

IP: hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

The server is vanilla experience there will be no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base. Also, plugins will be getting added in the future to help stabilize the server.

The server is in the very early stages of growth as we have only started a growth plan the server will not have many players to start off with and the server may close down if no one is on it for a limit of time. If this happens just pop a little @ in the discord and the server will be fired back up asap for you. —————— About Trust MC

Trust MC is a new Minecraft Community owner by IG OpsTalk. We focus on building a wide community that hopes to open more servers with different theme types in the future.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3572	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FishyCraft

Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

A Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Vanilla

This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Crops Grown:	1772	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blockaholics

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.