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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KoxeMc

Survival

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Darkfortress

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5168	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Asser Server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Farms Harvested:	104	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6860

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8401	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	2092
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EGMC

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	279
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7219	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.