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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ScavengerCraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OPCraft

Join OP-Craft DROP PARTY EVERY DAY! Owner:GoldenBrand Join now

Unban:$5 God Armour:$10 God Weapon:$3 God Tools:$3

Donate to: [email protected]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	689305
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

THE GRID

Creative

We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MinecraftMalta

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Titan

Welcome to Titan,

This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	7054
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	266
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Star Shards Collected:	155	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8273	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	78	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	130828	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

qubecraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	95
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.