SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	3488
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Animals Bred:	129	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	3633
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	169	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.