Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no lazy SILs mooching off their family members!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in the land of Virginia Beach, there was a family vacation planned. But one brave soul, tired of dealing with a lazy, mooching SIL, decided to exclude her from the trip. And thus, a legendary server was born where you can build your own empire without any unwanted family drama!

Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Build, explore, and conquer without any entitled relatives ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a vacation you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Zombie JuiceCraft

    Zombie JuiceCraft
    Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

    MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

    LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure
    Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

    Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
    Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

    Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

    Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4832 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 132
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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