Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no lazy SILs mooching off their family members!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in the land of Virginia Beach, there was a family vacation planned. But one brave soul, tired of dealing with a lazy, mooching SIL, decided to exclude her from the trip. And thus, a legendary server was born where you can build your own empire without any unwanted family drama!

Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Build, explore, and conquer without any entitled relatives ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a vacation you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 245 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Dimension Hops: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

    CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

    Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Crops Grown: 1095
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

    QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet
    Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 New Chunks Explored: 103009
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Farms Harvested: 653
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

    Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

    Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

    Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!
    Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Animals Bred: 104 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

    CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Animals Bred: 140 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

    Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Potions Brewed: 169
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

    Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Villages Defended: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 335 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Farms Harvested: 446

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness
    Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

    Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

    Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

    So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

    And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

    So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

    CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you
    Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

    So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

    Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

    Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Banter Bonanza

    Blocky Banter Bonanza
    Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3237
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!
    Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

    Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7611
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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