A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9610 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1102 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
