A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 431 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6339 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2631 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2423 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5018 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
