A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 427469 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
