A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 83 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
