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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Magic Items Found:	7072	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Star Shards Collected:	66
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3860
Mines Excavated:	4832	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	2267

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchantments Applied:	112
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	5281	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2