Shyo5 Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7534
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	163
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3903
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2503	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	4853	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	2205	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Items Found:	4796

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	3225
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Potions Brewed:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1425
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4