Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2301	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Farms Harvested:	463	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Towns Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Potions Brewed:	131	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7664	Ores Mined:	2319
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0